Subject: 1973 vs. 2003

1973: Long hair
2003: Long for hair

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Kids begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Being called into the principle's office
2003: Calling the principle's office

1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1973: Moving to California because it is cool
2003: Moving to California because it is warm

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Trying to pass the driver's test
2003: Trying to pass the vision test

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Taking acid
2003: Taking antiacid

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Popping pills and smoking joints
2003: Popping joints

1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing pot belly

1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends

1973: The Berkeley Underground
2003: TheRealTruth

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